Half a Swim Suit, Maybe?

I wonder if I can wear it and fake it by wearing a tee for a top?  Being flat-chested sucks.

Relative Frequency of Types of Lies

How States Are Awesome

The Super Bowl Redux

Okay, the Big Event is over, and as a once-in-a-year-fan's perspective, here's my take on it:

National Anthem -- Christina Aguliera sucked; plus she didn't get the lyrics right .  Poor call.

Fans Outside the Stadium -- At $200 a pop to stand in the cold and watch the game from the outside, how do you spell 'loser' in Texan?

The Commercials -- They varied, as usual.
The best one -- Eminem and Detroits
The worst -- Bud Lite.  But they go with the crappy beer.

The Halftime Show -- The Black Eyed Peas stunk.  What discount store provided their costumes?

The Celebrity Shots -- Oh, really?  Barf.

The Game -- It was one of the great ones.

How States Suck

New Saint

The Vatican, in an attempt to make Christianity more relevant to American tastes, has canonized an American of unquestionable purity and virtue.  Already, thousands of pilgrims are planning to go to his shrine at Talledaga, Alabama. 

Character for a Costume Party

I'm thinking of going as Giselle, a good-natured country gril from Stan Lee's comic strip Stripperella.