Are Americans Going Overboard with Political Partisanship?

I fear that this is a mounting cultural frend: the decreasing civility and the tendency to demonize the other side.  Being moderate is seen as a moral failing. 

I'm afraid that I'm not exempt from this.  But in my quieter, more thoughtful moments, I sense an unfairness in me.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Australian Cleavage

  Australian cleavage --noun. Exposed area on the “down under” side of the breasts.

Ex.:

Check out the Australian cleavage on those cheerleaders lifting their pom poms over their heads!

Navel Girls

Slut or Bitch

Rednecks

Something for Everyone

Time Spent at Work

Space Girl

Demure Swimdress

Kagamine Rin

Trenton Bridge




Rather boastful motto.

 

Hugs

We all need hugs, but don't touch the bottom, okay?

Misty-Eyed

Is Kim Kardashian Too Big to Fail?

Sometimes we wonder.  Maybe it was when her butt got its own zip code. 

No, seriously; she made it okay for those kinds of assets to be enjoyed.

Welcome to Scotland

Wally

Found on the Internet: Grunting Women

Noise machines recorded 21-year-old Victoria Azarenka, of Belarus, grunting at 95 decibels in her match against Slovakia's Magdalena Rybarikova on Monday. That is still some way short of the loudest recorded grunt which came from Maria Sharapova in 2009 and measured 105 decibels.

Squint

Buford

S.P.Q.R.

The official emblem of imperial Rome.

Balkanized North America

This is Matthew White's interpretation of the most fragmented North America could have been:

Betty Lou

Kenny

Sandy

Old Underground Comic Ad

Belldandy

It's very unlikely that the Goddess Belldandy would have worn something as improper as that string bikini.

Interstate 22

A man was driving down the interstate at 22 miles per hour. He never went above or below. An officer noticed and followed him a while and then pulled him over. Before the officer could even get to the window the man was saying "I was not speeding, the speed limit is 22 miles per hour and that is exactly what I was doing, I was not speeding".

The police officer said, "I didn't pull you over for speeding, I pulled you over for going to slow".

The man said "But the sign says 22".

The officer told him that he was on Interstate 22. As the man shook his head, the officer noticed that there were three women sitting inside the car. All of them were sitting with their mouths hanging open and spit drooling down the side. Their faces were very white and their hair was completely messy.

The police officer leaned toward the man and said "What's wrong with them?"

The man said "Well, we just came off of Interstate 134".

Aussie Gentleman

Simpson

Dutch Treat

An Aussie Sheila

Sometimes It's Nice to Have a Little Help

Will he tie it or untie it?

Boudreaux Joke

Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center.

Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance.

This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!

"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Afghanistan first?

Boston Jilling

Boston jilling 35 up, 5 down

The female act of touching herself furtively in the privates while fully clothed; so-called because of the reputation Bostonians have for sexual inhibitions and hypocrisy.

It was a long and boring guy flick, so I entertained myself by Boston jilling during it. I don't think my guy was the wiser, as he was too intent on the action.

masturbation self-love self-gratification self-abuse self-stimulation

by Nora O'Shaughnessy Oct 31, 2007 share this

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Arschgeweih

In my opinion, the arschgeweih tattoo in the small of a woman's back is a bad idea.  The meaning of this German term is "ass antlers."  Americans refer to it as a "tramp stamp."  Whether or not it is appropriate, it's a dubious status t proclaim!

Skinny Dipping on Maundy Thursday

In the Czech Republic, today is known as Zelený čtvrtek, or Green Thursday, according to the tourism guide My Czeck Republic, which offers several explanations for the name's origins. It could be because green vestments traditionally were used for the Mass that day, or because penitents wore sprigs of green herbs today, or possibly because only vegetables used to be eaten today.

Among the more unique aspects to Maundy Thursday in the central European nation, children are to go skinny dipping.

On Zelený čtvrtek in the Czech Republic, the children must go out very early in the morning and bathe – naked! – in the river. This is supposed to be a cure for laziness. And when they come in, shivering and complaining that they’ve just been made to do something they would be punished for in summer, when they would enjoy it, the rope-like jidášky are eaten. Jidášky are served with honey at breakfast. These breakfast cakes, made to look like rope, suggest the fate of Judas Iscariot, who "went and hanged himself" (Matthew 27:5 NKJV) in remorse after he had identified Jesus to His enemies.

Kissimee

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across Florida and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME

They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
 
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng"

Venus in Furs

No relationship to Ritter Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's Venus im Pelz.

Rim Job

A friend sent me this.

I wonder what he meant by that expression.

Ukrainian Feminists Protest

Strangely, they do it topless and wearing strange headdresses.

Cute Cosplay Outfit 12

Almost the Same

A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" question the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"

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Do It Like a European!

How a Man Thinks

Imagine one's thoughts:

"When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits."

Wives or Mistresses

Three men — a mathematician, a biologist, and an engineer — are discussing their love lives. The mathematician starts off talking about how much he loves having a wife. She takes care of him. She always there for him. She's so constant, just everything he could want.

But the biologist disagrees. "What you really need is a mistress", he says. "My wife is boring, but my mistress always makes sure there's something new and exciting going on".

Those two argue back and forth for a little while until, finally, they ask the engineer to break the tie. Which is better, a wife, or a mistress ?

"I like having both", says the engineer. "That way, one of them always assumes I'm off spending time with the other one, and I can go into the office and get some work done".

French Maid Costume

A Little Décollété

An experiment.  What do you think?

Three Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion

Artist:  Francis Bacon.

Happy St. Pat's Day!

The Perfect European

Jesus on Good Manners

A Threat

Stay Classy, Olivia!

Cute Cosplay Costume 11

The Academy Awards

This in my take on them, and the whole program: 

Remember Mandy Moore

Cute Cosplay Costume 10

I like this one.  The pilot-style cap and the suspenders makes for an interesting contrast.

My Brain at Work

Things to Do While in Detention

1. If a girl is sitting next to you, say "Boy, your mustache is really growing in nicely."  If a guy is sitting next to you, say "That eyeshadow does wonders for you.  You MUST tell me where you got it."
2. Declare war on the people on the other side of the room.  Take hostages using a can of silly string.
3. Take on multiple personalities--the more the better.  Engage in loud, boisterous conversations using each one of them.
4. Start a sing-along.
5. Bring a whoopie cushion.  Deflate it at random times. This works well if several people are involved.
6. Make a sculpture out of all the pre-chewed gum wads under the desks.
7. Pay someone $5 to eat the sculpture
8. Conduct several science experements like "How big of a spitball can you make" and "whats that smell?"
9. Duct tape someone to the wall.
10. If an announcement comes over the PA system, cower under your desk and scream, "NO! It's those voices again!!"
11. Claim that you should be let go because the school didn't "read you your rights" when you were given the detention.
12. Bring CD's of bands like ABBA, Grand Funk Railroad, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Village People, and the Bee Gees.  Threaten to play them if you are not released.

Clothing Debacle