Mostly witty, smartass observations, or attempts at it.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Cryptozoology, Politics, and Religiosity
Here's a curious melding of cryptozoology, politics, and religiosity that probably came from some extreme religious source. The woman is the sexual services provider of Babylon, and the fantastic creature is the scarlet beast of the Book of Revelation.
All is conveniently tied in with the United Nations.
Babylon is a blonde; bra-less and decked out in jewelry, and enjoying a mixed drink. She's obviously not planning on going to Wednesday night church services.
All is conveniently tied in with the United Nations.
Babylon is a blonde; bra-less and decked out in jewelry, and enjoying a mixed drink. She's obviously not planning on going to Wednesday night church services.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Clichés to Use in a Political Scandal
We're all human.
We all make mistakes.
As the Bible says: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
There was a lapse in judgement.
There was an error in judgement.
This is a private matter that's being dragged through the press.
This is a fishing expedition.
There's no smoking gun.
He categorically denies these allegations.
You have to question the timing of this story.
One incident should not tarnish his many years of distinguished public service.
I'm sure he can rise above this.
The true test of character is how you handle adversity.
He regrets any pain he may have caused.
He has faced this matter with dignity and honor.
He has freely admitted his mistake.
He has taken full responsibilty for his actions.
He has begun to reconcile with his family.
It's time to move on.
It's time to move forward.
We must put this unfortunate chapter behind us.
We must let the healing process begin.
We all make mistakes.
As the Bible says: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
There was a lapse in judgement.
There was an error in judgement.
This is a private matter that's being dragged through the press.
This is a fishing expedition.
There's no smoking gun.
He categorically denies these allegations.
You have to question the timing of this story.
One incident should not tarnish his many years of distinguished public service.
I'm sure he can rise above this.
The true test of character is how you handle adversity.
He regrets any pain he may have caused.
He has faced this matter with dignity and honor.
He has freely admitted his mistake.
He has taken full responsibilty for his actions.
He has begun to reconcile with his family.
It's time to move on.
It's time to move forward.
We must put this unfortunate chapter behind us.
We must let the healing process begin.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Goth Girl Boxers
The very concept is Homeric for its awesomeness. This would be HUGE entertainment for the hoi polloi. Think of the sheer entertanment value. They could use it as a counter program to Dancing With the Stars.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
I'm Running Out of Material
I have to admit -- I tried a daily posting in my blog; but lately I'm scrambling to post anything. Maybe I have to just pull back, and admit that I don't have that many ideas.
Honestly, I have been sucking lately. So now I'll modify my overly ambitious goal into one more attainable.
Or, barrig that, let this blog die.
Honestly, I have been sucking lately. So now I'll modify my overly ambitious goal into one more attainable.
Or, barrig that, let this blog die.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
A Brief Guide to American Newspapers
A Brief Guide to American Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country - if they could find the time - and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country - if they could find the time - and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Can Providing a Happy Ending Be One of the Corporal Works of Mercy?
Let's be honest -- there are some lonely guys, nerds, geeks, and otakus out there that have no opportunities for pleasure. Think about that, next time you have an evening of wild abandon.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
The 'Half His Age Plus Seven' Rule
This is that old rule that it's aceptable to dae someone if you are no younger than half his age, plus seven years. Thus, if you are thinking someone who is 40, you can do so if you're 1/2 X 40 + 7, or 27.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Two Remarkable Books
Steig Larsson, a Swedish author, wrote two outstanding books that I have read: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest. There is a third one, which I am resolved to read also. His memorable character is a young woman with Arsperger's syndrome named Lisbeth, who really kicks ass! She's into kinkiness, but has a moral core. It's a delight to read about people who are different being portrayed sympathetically.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Getting to Third Base as a Feminist Initiative
All right-thinking individuals correctly applaud the oft-stated goals of feminists concerned with the right to choice, equal opportunity in employment, equality in domestic relationships, sexual freedom, and so forth. These initiatives are being actively addressed, and properly in the realm of public discourse. Right on!
This also goes for sexual freedom. There should be no stigmatization regarding adults choosing adult sexual partners, whatever sex they might be. And not be limited to the missionary position, however gratifying it might be.
The matter I'm bringing up is getting to third base, to use the common baseball analogy regarding sex. Specifically, below the belt contact. Whatever you describe under the umbrella "third base" (oral sex or manual genital contact) should go both ways.
No, I'm not saying that every session in which a woman gives head should be accompanied by her being given oral sex in turn; but simply that both members of the couple, if they wish to incorporate this in their activity, should provide this for the other.
It's only fair. And I'm not saying that this should not be without hygiene or even proper trimming. But, let's be fair!
In my opinion, feminists should push for this to be naturally assumed among couples.
This also goes for sexual freedom. There should be no stigmatization regarding adults choosing adult sexual partners, whatever sex they might be. And not be limited to the missionary position, however gratifying it might be.
The matter I'm bringing up is getting to third base, to use the common baseball analogy regarding sex. Specifically, below the belt contact. Whatever you describe under the umbrella "third base" (oral sex or manual genital contact) should go both ways.
No, I'm not saying that every session in which a woman gives head should be accompanied by her being given oral sex in turn; but simply that both members of the couple, if they wish to incorporate this in their activity, should provide this for the other.
It's only fair. And I'm not saying that this should not be without hygiene or even proper trimming. But, let's be fair!
In my opinion, feminists should push for this to be naturally assumed among couples.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
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