Boston Jilling

Boston jilling 35 up, 5 down

The female act of touching herself furtively in the privates while fully clothed; so-called because of the reputation Bostonians have for sexual inhibitions and hypocrisy.

It was a long and boring guy flick, so I entertained myself by Boston jilling during it. I don't think my guy was the wiser, as he was too intent on the action.

masturbation self-love self-gratification self-abuse self-stimulation

by Nora O'Shaughnessy Oct 31, 2007 share this

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Arschgeweih

In my opinion, the arschgeweih tattoo in the small of a woman's back is a bad idea.  The meaning of this German term is "ass antlers."  Americans refer to it as a "tramp stamp."  Whether or not it is appropriate, it's a dubious status t proclaim!

Skinny Dipping on Maundy Thursday

In the Czech Republic, today is known as Zelený čtvrtek, or Green Thursday, according to the tourism guide My Czeck Republic, which offers several explanations for the name's origins. It could be because green vestments traditionally were used for the Mass that day, or because penitents wore sprigs of green herbs today, or possibly because only vegetables used to be eaten today.

Among the more unique aspects to Maundy Thursday in the central European nation, children are to go skinny dipping.

On Zelený čtvrtek in the Czech Republic, the children must go out very early in the morning and bathe – naked! – in the river. This is supposed to be a cure for laziness. And when they come in, shivering and complaining that they’ve just been made to do something they would be punished for in summer, when they would enjoy it, the rope-like jidášky are eaten. Jidášky are served with honey at breakfast. These breakfast cakes, made to look like rope, suggest the fate of Judas Iscariot, who "went and hanged himself" (Matthew 27:5 NKJV) in remorse after he had identified Jesus to His enemies.

Kissimee

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across Florida and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME

They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
 
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng"

Venus in Furs

No relationship to Ritter Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's Venus im Pelz.

Rim Job

A friend sent me this.

I wonder what he meant by that expression.

Ukrainian Feminists Protest

Strangely, they do it topless and wearing strange headdresses.

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Almost the Same

A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" question the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"

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