Sunday, October 3, 2010

Why Do Straight Guys Watch 'Dancing With the Stars'?

I will admit to being puzzled by this phenomenon.  Are we ladies on the threshold of a golden era, where guys suddenly care about learning to dance and do so proficiently?  Naively hopeful, I enquired about this growing trend.

The answer, in a nutshell, is that they hope for wardrobe failure.

Specifically, the women who dance on this program tend to wear skimpy, form-displaying costumes that flaunt their curves.  The guys watch on the likelihood that the stickum that holds the coverage of the breasts will detach, giving a free view!

In general, guys are unaware of this default safety feature, being familiar only with the fastenings of everyday clothing for girls.

2 comments:

  1. I think you had it right. Just to see Erin or Brooke is dishabille ..................

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  2. Just our luck, we'll get Florence Henderson or Bristol Palin instead.

    Or the Situation.

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