Why Thanksgiving Is the Least Sexy Holiday

According to Glamour magazine:

Overcrowded airline travel.

Screaming babies on overcrowded airline travel.

Screaming babies at your grandma’s house.

The hangover you’re nursing after Thanksgiving Eve, the all important night of judging your old high school friends at the local bar.

Being stuck in traffic.

The huge fight you get in whilst stuck in traffic.

Your mother.

His mother.

Your drunk aunt who can’t stop asking when you two are getting married already.

His drunk uncle with a wandering eye and penchant for dirty jokes.

Voluntarily sticking your hand into a turkey’s cavity.

Accidentally sticking your hand on a hot pan.

Or jamming a knife in your finger while slicing sweet potatoes.

Political, religious or assorted family drama at the dinner table.

Your sister's three loud kids who spill everything, everywhere. Loudly.

Turkey coma.

Tofurkey coma, if you’re vegetarian.

Pumpkin pie moustache (OK, that's not a real thing but it could be).

The way you both unbutton your jeans to make room for seconds.

Painful indigestion for the rest of the night.

Washing 4,000 dirty dishes and grimy pots.

The hideous sweater he wore because his mom bought it for him.

The matching footie pajamas your mom bought for the whole family to sleep in.

Separate rooms when you’re under your parents roof.

The fear of overhearing your parents having sex.

The possibility of running into your high school boyfriend while sporting sweats, gravy stains and a greasy ponytail on Black Friday.

The possibility that your mom will find out that you made out with said high school boyfriend on Thanksgiving Eve

Leftover turkey coma, Day 2.

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